Two old men had been best friends and baseball players and fans for decades, and they both live to their early 90’s, when one of them suddenly falls deathly ill. His friend comes to visit him on his deathbed, and they’re reminiscing about their long friendship, when the dying man’s friend asks, “Listen, when you die, do me a favor. I want to know if there’s baseball in heaven.”
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The dying man said, “We’ve been friends for so long; this I’ll do for you.” And then he dies.
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A couple days later, his surviving friend is sleeping when he hears his friend’s voice. The voice says, “I’ve got some good news and some bad news. The good news is that there’s baseball in heaven.”
jack fairbanks about 11 years ago
always knew god was a yankee fan
GoodQuestion Premium Member about 11 years ago
Obviously he needs steeroids . . . or a GPS . . . ☻
Stephen Gilberg about 11 years ago
Never seen Yankee uniforms like those.
Davepostmp about 11 years ago
The BIG Yankee fan I think has horns, tail and carries a pitchfork (…damn Yankees?…)
bmonk about 11 years ago
Two old men had been best friends and baseball players and fans for decades, and they both live to their early 90’s, when one of them suddenly falls deathly ill. His friend comes to visit him on his deathbed, and they’re reminiscing about their long friendship, when the dying man’s friend asks, “Listen, when you die, do me a favor. I want to know if there’s baseball in heaven.”
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The dying man said, “We’ve been friends for so long; this I’ll do for you.” And then he dies.
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A couple days later, his surviving friend is sleeping when he hears his friend’s voice. The voice says, “I’ve got some good news and some bad news. The good news is that there’s baseball in heaven.”
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“What’s the bad news?”
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“You’re pitching on Wednesday.”