Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for August 22, 2013
August 21, 2013
August 23, 2013
Transcript:
912, how can I help you?
Yes, this is 9-1-2
No, we cant send you first responders and an ambulance.
You need to call 911
But if you ever need second - rate third responders with last aid kits, we...
Hello?
“She wasn’t really my type, a hard-looking but untalented reporter from the local cat box liner, but the first second that the third-rate representative of the fourth estate cracked open a new fifth of old Scotch, my sixth sense said seventh heaven was as close as an eighth note from Beethoven’s Ninth Symphony, so, nervous as a tenth grader drowning in eleventh-hour cramming for a physics exam, I swept her into my longing arms, and, humming “The Twelfth of Never,” I got lucky on Friday the thirteenth.”
JayBluE about 11 years ago
Is this some kind of joke?…. (cue Public Enemy…. okay, don’t..I would definitely understand…)
Brass Orchid Premium Member about 11 years ago
Hooray! They’ve invented 911++!
Me3000 about 11 years ago
last aid kits; so do they have lemon aid kits, and band aid kits; and garage band aid kits…okay this is silly even for me
bmonk about 11 years ago
“She wasn’t really my type, a hard-looking but untalented reporter from the local cat box liner, but the first second that the third-rate representative of the fourth estate cracked open a new fifth of old Scotch, my sixth sense said seventh heaven was as close as an eighth note from Beethoven’s Ninth Symphony, so, nervous as a tenth grader drowning in eleventh-hour cramming for a physics exam, I swept her into my longing arms, and, humming “The Twelfth of Never,” I got lucky on Friday the thirteenth.”