Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for September 02, 2013

My roommate drive me nuts about the lawn. Five days after it’s been cut, he’s carping about how I’m too lazy to cut the mess (in his mind) that is the grass.

Meaux de Lawn, French landscaper.

She’s neurotic enough to worry about how the lawn will look when the Google earth car comes by!

I see. Janis obviously has four broken arms and legs which prevents her from mowing and edging the lawn if she wants it done so badly…

Condo residents

It’s the Google Maps car, not truck. If you’re ever near Mountain View CA, you can check one out yourself at the Computer History Museum there. My own street got photoed this past autumn (you can tell from the leaves).

They went by my place in 2009, garage door wide open and a lawn tractor sitting there that I gave away that fall.

So go ahead and cut it Janis. You know how to use a mower.

edclectic & Saucy1121: Olets Kutalimoff, Russian tree surgeon.

Deer are moving into residential areas. Why not harvest them with dart rifles [no collateral damage] and use the meat to feed the homeless and sell excess to pay costs?

May be worse than the old IBM Lawn Monitors; best be very squared-away!

Glad I live off the beaten path.