Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for September 19, 2013
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Transcript:
fairground memories - the fair is over. what remains? i went to the county fair, the cattle & swine were there. velocirapture the midway crowd was obnoxious & loud, and queasy with mal de mer. oop: whee beneath a fast spinning ride, a carny stood stupefied, oop: aaagh gripping the trottle & also a bottle of wine that was fortified. a blue ribbon hog rose to say, "many thanks to the ff of a. food blue ribbon bacon $1 25 frankly i'm floored by this fine award. it'll look great on my resume."
Ida No about 11 years ago
The end.Amen.
Sisyphos about 11 years ago
Tasty bit o’ verse, there! All’s well that ends in bacon!
Perkycat about 11 years ago
Funny and all too true! Good rhym’n.
JP Steve Premium Member about 11 years ago
Did everyone sing this to the tune of “Animal Fair?”