Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for September 26, 2013
September 23, 2013
September 30, 2013
Transcript:
deleted birds not to birdwatchers. the following birds are no longer recognized by the audubon society. please adjust your life list accordingly. thank you. eastern pottymouthed snark assails bird-watchers with crude insults & profanity. call-"get a life you what're you lookin' at take your binoculars and ." great downy oftmolt difficult to actually see as it's often surrounded by a suffocating cloud of feathers. call - "cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough." flightless grouse plods up and down the eastern u.s. whining the whole damn time. call - "ow ow ow ow my feet hurt my feet hurt ow ow ow ow." unmitigated gull this is show-offy little creep. call - "look at this plumage! great, huh? you guys from national geographic? how about a picture? you wanna see my mating dance?" commonplace dullard no distinguishing marks of any kind, really. hangs around with other, cooler birds who wish it wouldn't. call - "hey wait up wait up c'mon guys wait up."
Ida No about 11 years ago
I know you are, but what am I?
Sisyphos about 11 years ago
Shucks! Those were the next birds on my list!
JP Steve Premium Member about 11 years ago
“Oh remember my darlingWhen spring is in the airAnd the bald headed birdsAre whisp’ring ev’rywhereYou can see them walkingSouthward in their dirty underwearThat’s Tennessee Bird walk”
source: http://www.lyricsondemand.com/j/jackblanchardmistymorganlyrics/tennesseebirdwalklyrics.html
finnygirl Premium Member about 11 years ago
Great comic today, love the birds! And applause for JP Steve for one of my favorite songs, the Tennessee Birdwalk!
John Glynn creator about 11 years ago
Richard Thompson delights my senses!
Gilda Blackmore about 11 years ago
These are great! I know several pottymouth snarks, a couple of unmitigated gulls, and have been accused of being something of a commonplace dullard!