Sunny Street by Max G and Sandy B for September 12, 2013

Of quartz, they’d love to get more hands-on, but she won’t give them the time of day. She only dates swiss made automatics.

“Hey sweet one! Want to rock around my clock?”

Yeah, I’m lookin’ for a good time!

Careful guys, looks like her biological clock is running out

She’s got a body that can stop a clock

That watch was so wowed he popped his hands off.

Sandy, is that you?

She has a hour glass figure.

I could really unwind with that, tip her upside down and go with the flow.

Just wait, it’ll all go to her hips, it’s just a matter of time.

Don’t waste one grain of sand in your hourglass on someone that doesn’t deserve your time.

The sundial is obviously drawn upsidedown!