Wide Open by Rich Powell for October 09, 2013

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    pawpawbear  about 11 years ago

    I resemble that remark. Tell her I’m in the outhouse.

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    margueritem  about 11 years ago

    So many drunken idiots…

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    PoodleGroomer  about 11 years ago

    He’s drunk now, but the idiot won’t set in for another 3 beers and two shots.

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    Cpt_Kirks  about 11 years ago

    Why does the drunk on the right look like Foxworthy?

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    ChessPirate  about 11 years ago

    “He has a dopey look on his face and a big red nose.”“Nope, not helping.”

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    unca jim  about 11 years ago

    Our phone rates for standard excuses:

    “nope..he’s not here” ……….. $1

    “You just missed him”……….$2

    “He had one beer and left”…$3

    “ain’t been in all day”………….$4

    “never heard of him” ………….$5

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