Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 26, 2013
Transcript:
Goat: Our town is so poorly run. Wouldn't you like to be mayor for a day just so you can fix a few things? Pig: Oh, yeah. First law: no more preferential treatment for magicians. Goat: Magicians? Pig: No one should be allowed to saw a woman in half. Goat: Maybe you shouldn't be mayor. Pig: Murder is murder, no matter how entertaining.
Sherlock Watson about 11 years ago
What about jugglers? Does Pig believe that certain people should be allowed to handle their balls in public?
zero about 11 years ago
I saw a woman once…
Sisyphos about 11 years ago
May I agree with Pig? Just think how those magicians have been getting away with this!
joeshmo30 about 11 years ago
mime are creepy, i say to the guillotine!!
johndifool about 11 years ago
Psst Pig, there’s actually two women involved…
halibaitor about 11 years ago
WHAT? They are murdering TWO women?
ossiningaling about 11 years ago
Pig should live in Sandford, where the town knows how to deal with crusty jugglers.For the greater good, o’ course.
finale about 11 years ago
Does a “pocket Pool” artiste also qualify?
username122 about 11 years ago
The 10/27/2013 strip asked a question. Answer is “metastable” or “metastability” is name for that phenomenon.Tom
155088 about 11 years ago
DIDN’T TAKE LONG TO LEAVE THE CROCS BEHIND, DID IT?
Sherlock Watson about 11 years ago
Pig seems to think that all magicians are like this one.
Number Three about 11 years ago
If RAT were mayor, however…
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tuna1 about 11 years ago
If I were mayor, I’d outlaw mimes..