Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for October 11, 2013
October 10, 2013
October 12, 2013
Transcript:
Rip Haywire: Feng, you're not dead! Feng Shui Kelly: No, Rip, years of Kung-Fu training have made my body armored fortress. Rip Haywire: That and the Kevlar vest with armor plates. Feng Shui Kelly: It's so light I forgot I was wearing it. Just like the ad says! Breezy: Well, why the heck did you play dead. Feng?! Feng Shui Kelly: The man in the turban who accused Cobra of murdering me... And told you he was my most trusted adviser! He is my murderer! Rip Haywire: I knew it! His pencil-thin mustache screamed "villain"
Rod Gonzalez about 11 years ago
Well THAT was the worst-kept secret in this strip!
Randy B Premium Member about 11 years ago
Technically, your attempted murderer.
Stray about 11 years ago
KA TAP TAP…
Kvasir42 Premium Member about 11 years ago
You can never trust anyone with a pencil-thin mustache.
PMark about 11 years ago
“Except the Thin Man.”
Technically, William Powell (as Nick Charles) was NOT “the Thin Man”. That was Edward Ellis as “Clyde Wynant”. He was clean shaven.
Vince M about 11 years ago
Hey, Mark Trail could’ve told you, facial hair = villain.
mntim about 11 years ago
A pencil thin mustache like, so, say, Feng is wearing.
Ken in Ohio about 11 years ago
I know of one hero who had a thin mustache – Zorro!
1MadHat Premium Member about 11 years ago
I wish I had a pencil-thin mustache,the “Boston Blackie” kind
Thanks, Jimmy
lecrenb about 11 years ago
Now go earn your bodyguard fee and Ka-Toss him to the sharks!
Dragoncat about 11 years ago
Most trusted advisor… a.k.a. the BUTLER!
Dragoncat about 11 years ago
A Kevlar vest with armor plates…Now I know what to put on my X-mas list!
Mel-T-Pass Premium Member about 11 years ago
Called it.
francisrossi about 11 years ago
John Waters has a pencil tash. I can’t see him masterminding a criminal empire.