Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for March 15, 2001

Transcript:

"RJ, professional wrestling? You?" "Sure! Lots of cash! Cool names! In fact, I've picked out my ring name!" "The masked marvel!" "Ah... RJ, that name's been taken." "Really? How about the flash?" "Nope." "Rocky?" "No." "The joker?" "Nyet." HOURS LATER "Captain America?" "The Spirit?" "Madona?" "The Pest is available..."