Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for October 23, 2001
Transcript:
"Verne, you're interpreting this vegan thing too narrowly. For instance, where does chocolate come from?" "You're saying that chocolate is perfectly natural because it's from beans." "Beans? No. Chocolate comes from the earth, not a plant see?" "RJ, it's the weekly world news, not the weekly world almanac." "Oh, sure, first you're gonna tell me there are no chocolate strip mines..." HALF-WOMAN HALF-SQUID GIVES BIRTH TO HEALTHY BABY "Then I'm going to tell you this is a retouched photo." "Well of course, what mer-squid doesn't like a little blush airbrushed on her cheeks?"