Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for May 21, 2005
Transcript:
"What's on tonight?" "Nothing...they never put anything good on Saturday because everyone is out to dinner at Applebee's." "Why aren't we at Applebee's?" "You know why." "So they wouldn't trim the crust off your Monte Cristo...big deal." "I'm the customer. I'm always right. End of story."