Rudy Park by Darrin Bell and Theron Heir for January 29, 2010
Transcript:
Man says, "Welcome to pet obedience school. We're going to have fun and get these darlings into shape." Man says, "Before we start, any questions?" Mortkey says, "When I foment revolution among the pets, do you want to be tarred and feathered or just given a wedgie?" Man thinks, "The genetic enhancement of pets has made my job much harder." Mortkey says, "I think wedgie."