Rudy Park by Darrin Bell and Theron Heir for March 08, 2004
March 06, 2004
March 09, 2004
Transcript:
Last week, a Starbucks sprouted up in the local cafe, where our humble feature takes place, but all was not lost. From the east, a stranger came, mysterious and beautiful, but dangerous as a viper. The stranger vowed to oust Starbucks and its green marketing machine. But why? The pursuit of justice? Protection of the little guy?" "I hate that they call a large coffee a 'grande tall'" "But it sounds so big."