Rudy Park by Darrin Bell and Theron Heir for October 20, 2006
October 19, 2006
October 21, 2006
Transcript:
Dear Rudy Park reader, in the coming weeks, a terrible tragedy will befall this humble feature. Ordinarily, we would be subtly hinting at the tragedy in a literary technique called foreshadowing. However, this technique is costly and time-consuming. We've got our own methods. A MAJOR CHARACTER IS ABOUT TO DIE! "Hemingway, eat your heart out." "If it's me, I want to be buried with my money." "Gasp"