Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 05, 2013
November 04, 2013
November 06, 2013
Transcript:
Pig: Hey, Goat! You gotta help me with that green roof we installed!
Goat: The one that attracted the grazing cow?
Pig: Yes! The cow crashed through.
Goat: The whole cow?!
Pig: Just part.
Rat: Hey, Clarabell...gimme a squirt.
Bilan about 11 years ago
Another udder disaster.
Templo S.U.D. about 11 years ago
Since yesterday, I’d like to know HOW the cow got on the roof.
Hillbillyman about 11 years ago
Udderly ridiculous.
SusanSunshine Premium Member about 11 years ago
I can see that you guys already milked those “udder” jokes for all they’re worth….I don’t even think I can squeeze in an udder one.
That’s OK…. I suppose they’re pretty cheesy anyway.
Sisyphos about 11 years ago
It’s not raining rain; it’s raining warm milk in here. Well, if the broken roof gives you milk, make milkshakes!
Kvasir42 Premium Member about 11 years ago
Just look out for the cow pies.
route66paul about 11 years ago
I think she fell out of a balloon.
WCLamb about 11 years ago
@Jeffc42 – Especially the a la mode ones!
puddlesplatt about 11 years ago
and how would you know, pray tell?
Erichalfbee about 11 years ago
Rat’s already a squirt.
cilantro55 about 11 years ago
An unmilked cow is in considerable discomfort so Rat is her benefactor. Doing well by doing good.
Dennis Johns about 11 years ago
For those old enough; it looks like “Howdy Dowdy Time”…. (Clarabell reference…. ;-)
Carl Rennhack Premium Member about 11 years ago
@Notsoastute—Who ya gonna call, SODBUSTERS!!
Carl Rennhack Premium Member about 11 years ago
In light of all the bull in THIS strip, it was about time for a cow to appear!
Homer J about 11 years ago
I’m udderly confused.
pshapley Premium Member about 11 years ago
Why does Rat want milk anyway? Or is it a special cow that gives beer?
finale about 11 years ago
Trick or Teat is over.
dbmeyer99 about 11 years ago
Milk on tap
BRO6164 about 11 years ago
I never knew that udders were self squirters.
JoeyCooler777 about 11 years ago
I wonder what Guard Duck will think of this…
labo22 about 11 years ago
from Wiki: “Clarabell would also spray fellow cast member Buffalo Bob Smith with seltzer.”
Clarabell was clown on Howdy Doody Show
The first Clarabell was later Kaptain Kangaroo
Sherlock Watson about 11 years ago
Maybe if the cow stood up…
PoorPig about 11 years ago
Thanks, Number Six. Your mirror ball comment is the funniest thing I’ve read in ages.
Albertaguy about 11 years ago
Where are the feet? And to get a squirt, you need hands on.
Number Three about 11 years ago
This is excellent!
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