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Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 05, 2013
November 04, 2013
November 06, 2013
Transcript:
Pig: Hey, Goat! You gotta help me with that green roof we installed!
Goat: The one that attracted the grazing cow?
Pig: Yes! The cow crashed through.
Goat: The whole cow?!
Pig: Just part.
Rat: Hey, Clarabell...gimme a squirt.
Bilan over 11 years ago
Another udder disaster.
Templo S.U.D. over 11 years ago
Since yesterday, I’d like to know HOW the cow got on the roof.
Hillbillyman over 11 years ago
Udderly ridiculous.
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 11 years ago
I can see that you guys already milked those “udder” jokes for all they’re worth….I don’t even think I can squeeze in an udder one.
That’s OK…. I suppose they’re pretty cheesy anyway.
Sisyphos over 11 years ago
It’s not raining rain; it’s raining warm milk in here. Well, if the broken roof gives you milk, make milkshakes!
Kvasir42 Premium Member over 11 years ago
Just look out for the cow pies.
route66paul over 11 years ago
I think she fell out of a balloon.
WCLamb over 11 years ago
@Jeffc42 – Especially the a la mode ones!
puddlesplatt over 11 years ago
and how would you know, pray tell?
Erichalfbee over 11 years ago
Rat’s already a squirt.
cilantro55 over 11 years ago
An unmilked cow is in considerable discomfort so Rat is her benefactor. Doing well by doing good.
Dennis Johns over 11 years ago
For those old enough; it looks like “Howdy Dowdy Time”…. (Clarabell reference…. ;-)
Carl Rennhack Premium Member over 11 years ago
@Notsoastute—Who ya gonna call, SODBUSTERS!!
Carl Rennhack Premium Member over 11 years ago
In light of all the bull in THIS strip, it was about time for a cow to appear!
Homer J over 11 years ago
I’m udderly confused.
pshapley Premium Member over 11 years ago
Why does Rat want milk anyway? Or is it a special cow that gives beer?
finale over 11 years ago
Trick or Teat is over.
dbmeyer99 over 11 years ago
Milk on tap
BRO6164 over 11 years ago
I never knew that udders were self squirters.
JoeyCooler777 over 11 years ago
I wonder what Guard Duck will think of this…
labo22 over 11 years ago
from Wiki: “Clarabell would also spray fellow cast member Buffalo Bob Smith with seltzer.”
Clarabell was clown on Howdy Doody Show
The first Clarabell was later Kaptain Kangaroo
Sherlock Watson over 11 years ago
Maybe if the cow stood up…
PoorPig over 11 years ago
Thanks, Number Six. Your mirror ball comment is the funniest thing I’ve read in ages.
Albertaguy over 11 years ago
Where are the feet? And to get a squirt, you need hands on.
Number Three over 11 years ago
This is excellent!
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