Brevity by Dan Thompson for October 21, 2013
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October 22, 2013
Transcript:
Reporter: Thats right Margaret, - Noted lowercase proponents ee cummings and kd lang have rallied yet more supporters for their war on capitalism. Earlier today, they led a mass burning of caps lock and shift keys, and they have further plans to march on the capital.
Superfrog about 11 years ago
They’re not the font of all wisdom.
BRI-NO-MITE!! Premium Member about 11 years ago
What about archy and mehitabel?
Varnes about 11 years ago
I have been a teacher of English and grammar….Everything went to hell when domain sites ran all the words together and then texting came and letters became words……And I ain’t complaining, because time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana…Hmmm,…Banana, …..would a line about watching your step seem to have appeal now? Say goodnight Varnes…..Goodnight Varnes….
jreckard about 11 years ago
I’ll keep my uppercase, thank you.I think “Help your Uncle Jack off a horse” is better than the alternative.
SusanSunshine Premium Member about 11 years ago
i guess i’ll be careful…. just in case….
SusanSunshine Premium Member about 11 years ago
coo1… That was when Brevity was done by Guy and rOdd…. prior to Jan 2012.
Dan Thompson’s sense of humor runs more to puns than to the quirky and offbeat.
dsom8 about 11 years ago
THAT ANNOUNCER IS NEXT ON THE LIST.
Digital Frog about 11 years ago
They do have a case.
Bargrove about 11 years ago
March on the capital is the winner.