Monty by Jim Meddick for December 08, 2013
Transcript:
Are you gonna ask someone to dance? Maybe after a few more beers... Normally, I feel kinda awkward at dance parties. But recently, I've been working on some pretty banging moves in front of the mirror at home. So I'm actually pretty stoked. Hey... Massy Rogers just got here... Hold my beer... Go for it, bro... Well... That didn't go too well... I think what messed me up is I forgot that left is right and right is left when you're looking in a mirror... I assume you intend to reimburse Doug for the aquarium...
_vecihi_ about 11 years ago
Oh, the horrors that mirror has seen…
tattooedcyberidiot about 11 years ago
By beer or by dance, he was certain to get tanked
Randy B Premium Member about 11 years ago
Even Moondog has to cover his eyes.
Sisyphos about 11 years ago
If I were Doug, I think I’d disinvite Monty from my bar, permanently. The insurance company will probably require that it be done, anyway….
Varnes about 11 years ago
Who’s beer did Moondog drink?
rgcviper about 11 years ago
Well, THAT was a last line I was not expecting. Really made me laugh, though.
However, I have to feel for Monty here.