Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for December 11, 2013

It’s Dive Bombing Time for them, Aunty!

If I were a monkey, I’d definitely know who to fling poo at.

I’ve already got my list together!

I’d rather be a flying cow. Then I could cause some real damage :-)

If I were a bird (grammar police enforce the subjunctive tense)

I think birds know that too, aunty acid.

But why wait to turn into a bird when humans make so much more waste. Just get a trebuchet and aim it at the nearest convenience store.

I’m reminded of a classic by comedian Red Skelton…

Two seagulls, Gertrude and Heathcliffe, are flying in the sky over Washington, D.C.. Gertrude suddenly pokes Heathcliffe on the wing, points downward, and says, “Look Heathcliffe! There’s the Capitol building!” To which Heathcliffe replies, “Yeah…this one’s on the House!”

It’s a Blue Jay… it wants to crap on Mayor Ford.