Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for November 21, 2013
Transcript:
hey joe...I'm here with the buyer and an inspector it's all going fine hmmm what's that? oh, it just looks like a moldy piece of bread what? did you say mold?! the deal's off! I'm outta here! wait...it's only SLAM! helga? what happened? *gasp* my commission just flashed before my eyes whoa...she is a pro
edclectic almost 11 years ago
She saw her bread grow moldy.
Varnes almost 11 years ago
How much ya wanna bet Wiley tried to sell or sold his house recently? Thinkin’ wild here, eh?…..I still think Victoria is going to be in the strip more…..And this plot would be a cool way of bringing her back….But Miller’s being a little inscrutable here, bless his heart………..
keenanthelibrarian almost 11 years ago
That’s all Helga ever wanted, and now it’s gone.
Enoki almost 11 years ago
She should have paid the inspector up front…
Potrzebie almost 11 years ago
Mold removal is a very lucrative proffesion.
Laynegg almost 11 years ago
Joe hasn’t discussed his plan to move to Florida with Victoria, Danae or Kate…he is going to pay dearly for this lapse in good sense and all because he let Bob psych him out.
puddlesplatt almost 11 years ago
Mold or to Mold may be just Mold.
dabugger almost 11 years ago
So what is mold anyway? Just a little life living; maybe could make cheese….
pamstl almost 11 years ago
I was convinced Victoria was the buyer.
route66paul almost 11 years ago
1 cat is fine…..2 cats mark(even altered females). You have to pull up carpet, move out all furniture, completely clean with strong cleaner and then repaint. That just might get rid of the smell.
luvdafuneez almost 11 years ago
True, that.
mistercatworks almost 11 years ago
All houses have some mold. Anyone who gives you a report saying your house is mold-free is a fraud. However, high levels of mold do generate levels of neurotoxic compounds.
frankvsantoro almost 11 years ago
No real estate agent would bring in an inspector who would utter the word “mold” aloud.
jahoody almost 11 years ago
I think Helga has her eyes on the house AND the owner….but has she met Danae??
lmonteros almost 11 years ago
I hate buyers like that. We sold a house in a historic neighborhood when it was all the rage for yuppies to buy “ficer-uppers”. But they were too shallow to see that as structurally sound house with updated plumbing and safe wiring was a good buy. They complained about the paint and floors. Fixer-uppers my eye.
Caddy57 almost 11 years ago
I once lived in a garden level apartment for 6 years …..all the while hearing promise after promise from the land lord that the mold issue would be corrected….never happened….as a matter of fact he blamed me for the leaky window in the bedroom and withheld my deposit for clean up!