Why airports are so busy during the holidays
An airline help desk is flooded with turkeys in various disguises trying to leave to run away from the impending doom of thanks giving
Yeah…they do.They can run like crazy but cant fly very far….too much meat….meat…yummy meat….yummy yummy meat….white and dark…basting in the oven…..stuffed…..Sorry…wandered off for a minute.
I don’t know why the turkeys think that they’ll be spared if they leave. They’re just going somewhere else to never return because they get eaten wherever they decide to go to try and get away. Truth is, they can never be free. NEVER
margueritem almost 11 years ago
They’re getting out of town fast!
edclectic almost 11 years ago
Free range turkeys.
Vet Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Yeah…they do.They can run like crazy but cant fly very far….too much meat….meat…yummy meat….yummy yummy meat….white and dark…basting in the oven…..stuffed…..Sorry…wandered off for a minute.
T_Lexi almost 11 years ago
Love the fake mustaches stuck to the beaks! : D
sbchamp almost 11 years ago
Wouldn’t knowDon’t fly or go to malls this time a year…
Stephen Gilberg almost 11 years ago
Yesterday, “Wordless” had them sneaking across the Mexican border.
edclectic almost 11 years ago
Wild Turkey (101, of course), peppermint schnapps & hot chocolate: A Snowshoe…mmmmmm.
CuteDoggo almost 4 years ago
I don’t know why the turkeys think that they’ll be spared if they leave. They’re just going somewhere else to never return because they get eaten wherever they decide to go to try and get away. Truth is, they can never be free. NEVER