Brevity by Dan Thompson for November 26, 2013

A solid head butt will solve that

He’s such a square, but the bartender seems like a well rounded individual.

They’re way out of his league…. and he’s a base character anyway.

(The tall one looks glamorous as a redhead…but I hear that they’re both naturally ash blonde.)

The barkeep is a seamy individual.

Hey, late at night, even third base starts lookin’ good……especially for an old bat….

Are the girls both wearing wigs? – because I’m sure they’re both spalding.

Wow. Remind me not to read the comments on this one.

They ain’t swingin’ at what he’s pitchin’.

Those old bats can handle those players.

Thanks for all the laughs commenters

He knows if they just touch base, he’ll be able to score by getting all the way home.