Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for December 14, 2013

Maybe the snake are made that way because they’re MADE that way. Why is a duck-billed platypus made THAT way?

that’s like saying a hummingbird flies at 0 mph, woodcocks can fly at 5 mph if they feel like it.

Turkey flies off my plate at 5 bites per second.

My ex-wife sat on a block of ice for five years before we finally divorced.

Top: My guess would be they run in their daddies’ families.

female leaf-nosed know exactly why

What does this slow poke do if the wind blows 10 mph in the wrong direction? Maybe he just lands.

How much ground would a hound dog hog, if a hound dogwere round ground? W Kelly

“Two days on a block of ice,’ by Harry Blueballs.(A curse on anyone who flags me for this!)”~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I would not think of flagging you for this — it’s the first good chuckle I’ve had today!

“How much wood would a woodcock cock if a woodcock could cock wood?”~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?.Now I feel better.

Has anyone ever clocked a moon-walker?

I’ve seen seagulls fly in place while catching popcorn and other treats thrown to them.

Ok….

Where to start….

1) Who cares why the snakes nose is long?

2) If ‘STUPID’ humans want to sit on an ICE block for 2 days….whatever! I’m not doin’ the wash after!!

3) So what if the bird flies slow… what’s the RUSH!!! Some people can take a valuable lesson from that bird….

Not to mention that it’s a mammal that lays eggs.