Monty by Jim Meddick for December 07, 2013
Transcript:
Hi! Anyone home? Any? Oh, sorry... I'll come back later... Huh? What the...? Quick! Catch her and tell her about the snakebite! She made a good point. Wide didn't you just suck the bite yourself? That is a good point. I didn't think of that. Blah! Pppb! Puhh!
Varnes almost 11 years ago
As per yesterday, hand sanitizers don’t kill viruses…..Ajax or Clorox wipes do…..Flu is a virus, it isn’t technically “alive” until it plugs into you, the host. It needs your DNA, to live….Kinda creepy, really…
_vecihi_ almost 11 years ago
Gretch would make a good mother. She has that vital motherhood quality that’s a natural gift, which can’t be taught: To walk in at the most inappropriate moment.
Sisyphos almost 11 years ago
I think someone questioned yesterday why Monty didn’t tend to the pinkie himself. That commentator should take a bow.Gretch has been around these boys long enough to know that the oddest things occur with them, so she should not be too long upset by What She Saw….
puddlesplatt almost 11 years ago
he tried but his back gave out again….Ooops
tattooedcyberidiot almost 11 years ago
This little piggy had roast beefand this little piggy…went all Hugh Grant on Sunset Boulevard
clayusmcret Premium Member almost 11 years ago
This one was a laugh out loud-er. Thanks!
nitromicro almost 11 years ago
Love the second panel, it’s like some kind of kinky ménage-a-trois. Monty in a turban, the robot watching and Moondog bent over. Awesome strip!
_vecihi_ almost 11 years ago
The best part is, instead of Monty standing and holding out his hand, he’s sitting and Moondog is bending over.
bubjerryk almost 11 years ago
Didn’t someone ask that very question in this comments column two days ago?
doggiehouser almost 11 years ago
Sorry, I live in rattlesnake country and sucking the venom after a bite does not work. Suction after 3 min. removes an insignificant amount of venom, less than 1/1000 of the venom injected. If bitten call 911 or get to the emergency ASAP for the anti-venom IV.
lemon868 almost 11 years ago
If you already have the venom in you, why would you suck it out of your bite? Chances are better that you’ll just keep more of it…..of course, suction doesn’t really do much, best is not getting bitten!