Brevity by Dan Thompson for December 29, 2013

Wyatt a minute, let’s review this…Insanintygram? I’m there! And Gramma looks great, although I don’t think she knows who she is or who I am, but it’s nice to be with here…

Santa’s coal update version 4.0

What…. that note is on paper?

I thought to get a kid to read it, it had to be a text.

By next year, the presents will all be downloadable apps and games, or for really good kids, gift certificates for new electronics from Amazon…

Bad kids like Wyatt will get text messages…

And Santa and Mrs. Claus can spend Christmas week in the Bahamas.The poor elves, though…. out of work at their age…..though I think since they started work in the 19th century, they’ve managed to hang on to pretty good defined benefits retirement plans.

Varnes, whatever you’re drinking, may I please have some?

Some of the photos are elfies.

Sure beats coal. In the strip “On the Fast Track”, Mrs. Trellis got so much coal she now sells it for profit.

About 4/four days late or about 361 days early? :P

sincerely yours, UPS and FedX

Or download a dictionary APP so you can learn to use the word “GOT” not gotten