Brevity by Dan Thompson for December 10, 2013

So the salt shaker is named Snidely Whiplash?

what’s with Snidley Whiplash?

“Where’s the salt??Where’s the salt??Where’s the G— D— salt??”

Margaritavillain??Hey, I thought it was nobody’s fault.

Put on your Flip-Flops and stay away from those Pop-Tops! ;)

Hey, as long as there’s booze in the blender, I’m good………

Where is the Mexican Cutie?

Meh… I’ll be under my Lone Palm.

His cheeseburger in Paradise needs a little salt.

OK, Dan, you are just begging for this one:Boooooooooooooooooo!.That was meant as a nod to the old movie serials. :-)

Ah, the old “put salt on a bird’s tail so you can catch him” ploy.

I think the funniest thing was that the reason Jimmy Buffett led the band was that he was the only one able to have enough money to keep their band instruments out of hock at the pawn shops. Not because of talent.