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Ellen: What's that, Daddy?
Dad: See? There I am with my date at the junior prom!"
Ellen: Daddy! You had hair!
Dad: Of Course! I had hair!
Nate: Apparently not enough to get you a good-looking date.
Matchip19 about 11 years ago
Wow… Useally Nate says 1-3 and Ellen says #4
NOT_CREATIVE_PERSON about 11 years ago
Ellen should be were Nate is and Nate should be were Ellen is.
YES I USED A FULLSTOP.
DrewGamer58 about 11 years ago
OF COURSE he had hair. 1934…
dchur123 almost 11 years ago
Dad had hair… What if he was skinny
Tater almost 11 years ago
Nate’s Dad actually had hair when he was in High School? Wow. Try to imagine him with actual hair. Because I can’t!
technicalzombie100 over 10 years ago
But 50 years later
RerunsforeveryoneCB about 10 years ago
Or it’s a wig
MobTron8888 about 10 years ago
I wonder what he looked like with hair. :P.
THE #1 COOL KID! over 9 years ago
‘Daddy you had hair’ LOL :)
iheartcomix123 over 9 years ago
We do this same thing to my science teacher.
Mike789 about 9 years ago
The surprise…
SNOOPY THE GREAT about 9 years ago
“Not enough to get you a good-looking date”
OMG I lost it.
General_Jello about 9 years ago
lol
VGpro89ReadsComix almost 9 years ago
yeah, ellen of course he had hair, get a better IQ lol
Godfrey's sugar daddy 69 over 8 years ago
Nate always judges girls tho (notbootywise)
InvincibleGaming over 8 years ago
Wow hard to imagine!
InvincibleGaming over 8 years ago
Marty with hair!
Professor W over 8 years ago
Who doesn’t have hair at high school?
King0P11 about 8 years ago
since when was ellen mean to her dad
ImTheRealDirtyDan almost 8 years ago
Tsk Tsk Tsk Nate…
GirlMagikzYeh☺ over 7 years ago
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Hockey17 about 7 years ago
Nate, you’re one to talk about hair.
Max Browne almost 7 years ago
I wonder what Marty’s date looked like.
SamMetcalfe almost 7 years ago
:)
sdcutie09 over 6 years ago
normally it is nate saying that stuff
DanielConner-Otoo over 6 years ago
Wait daddy?
2124 over 6 years ago
Love your comics easy to read
MarioFan85 about 6 years ago
Wah wah wahhhhhh
nickdagamerandeverythingelse almost 6 years ago
So dad doesn’t have cancer
CT-55555 over 5 years ago
Apparently not good enough for his date
CAPITAN FRANTASTIC over 5 years ago
Your overbite is like a…
Floofy dogger almost 5 years ago
Vote dogger 2020
Levii. almost 5 years ago
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WOLFIE_THE_WOLF almost 5 years ago
i laughed so hard!!!!!
Pen ✔️ (Haha checkmark go brrr) over 4 years ago
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Arcery over 4 years ago
Wow, Marty has had a date before?
Lol'dVoldemort about 4 years ago
HE HAD HAIR?? can’t seriously imagine him with hair
emmett hd over 3 years ago
He has hair… on his beard
Mario Kart over 3 years ago
What did his date look like? Now I’m curious.
. over 3 years ago
Those are long legs
Boxo croco says happy derby almost 3 years ago
R.I.P. Martin “Marty” Wright 1951-1991
SpongebobLover over 2 years ago
Finally Ellen gets in trouble! Sort of.
Also why does Ellen still call him “Daddy?”
balony over 2 years ago
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAWHAWHAWHAWHAWHAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
robert423elliott over 2 years ago
Wouldn’t you love it if he had said, “Boy, that was your mama!”?
NYAVOR!!! over 2 years ago
“That one there was a violation, personally I wouldn’t have it.”
♞нυитєявσу_z♘ about 2 years ago
A single string of hair!
Big Nate Grader over 1 year ago
Get Roasted!! Hahahahahahah! A+++ (I know I don’t go above an A+, but it’s SOOOO funny!).
Nate Wright (In pain) over 1 year ago
8.5/10 Poor marty
stairclimber33 10 months ago
hardy har har