Pluggers by Rick McKee for December 20, 2013

Now THAT’S a very tasty meal.

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMGOOD.

And a plugger’s favorite diner is one where the customer is called “Hon.”

When your food tastes like the place smells, it’s time to find another place to eat.

I’ll have the French toast, thank you~!

I just had my breakfast, but thanks to this comic I’m hungry all over again!

Got a fryin’ pan like dat!

And the waitress calls you, “Hon”, and isn’t leading you on……….

Like going to one of those paired joints like “Long John Silver” and “Burger-King” where the French Fries and Fish are both cooked in the same deep fryer.

A real diner never has valet parking unlike trendy diner-themed eateries. A real diner has no choice of salad dressing; salad comes w/ French dressing and you will like it! A real diner has a blue plate special and you will like it! ☺

RedSamRackham: I had a short visit to the local hospital a fortnight ago. There, it was ranch dressing (one of the few I don’t like) and the nurse pours it on before you have a chance to protest. But some of them called me “Hon”.

Lots of diners advertise by appealing to your senses (one in particular) … smell !