Brevity by Dan Thompson for December 21, 2013

Man, he’s a ball buster…..

And a cracker at that…..

How do you cast wood?

I’d think the casting director would have made them out of metal….

Say, did you know his father was one of the founders of this theater group?

Chuck em.

(girls down front) “somebody say wood” ?

Nuts!

I bought a wooden whistle and it just wooden whistle, so I bought a steel whistle and it steel wooden whistle, so I bought a tin whistle and NOW I tin whistle.