Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for October 09, 1994

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Nate: Here's my horoscope for today! "A major project will suchoroceed today, provided that a cooperation with a friend continues. Wow, is that ACCURATE! It's referring to the science report I'm doing with Francis! Ellen: Read mine! Nate: "Having resolved a conflict with a loved one, you will now reach new heights of togetherness." Ellen: It's talking about me and Kenny! That's AMAZING! Nate: It's UNCANNY! Ellen: Read Dad's! Read Dad's! Nate: "The epitome of self-assurance, you will effortlessly impress all who cross your path." WA HA HA HA HA HA HAHAHA HA HA HA HA HA HA Dad: *Sigh* Nate: Man! Who WRITES this stuff?