Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for October 16, 1994
October 15, 1994
October 17, 1994
Transcript:
man: Miss Clarke is ill today, class...I'm the substitute, Mr. Smithson. Nate: Did you say Smithson? man: That's right. Now, class, let's turn to page... Nate: Hey, do you know a kid named KENNY Smithson? man: Yes, he's my son. Now, class, I... Nate: Your son? Wow! He's my sister's boyfriend! I'm Nate Wright, Ellen's brother! man: Hello, Nate. Please have a seat. Nate: Say, this is quite a coincidence, don't you think? We're practically related! man: Fascinating. Sit down, please. Nate: Say, if Ellen and Kenny ever got married, we WOULD be related, wouldn't we? Let's see, you'd be my...My...stepfather-in-law?...No...My uncle-in-law? ...No...my step-cousin?... man: Your teacher. Nate: No, that's not it... man: SIT DOWN!
iheartcomix123 about 9 years ago
One minute into class and he’s already off on the wrong foot.
DM9001 about 9 years ago
Father-in-law.
ultrabot7436 almost 8 years ago
Father in law would be YOUR wife/husbands father. I think It would be father in law removed or something like that.
Hobbes almost 7 years ago
I don’t think they would be related
Rachel_E over 6 years ago
He would be your father-in-law Nate. ;)
This Username Is Already Taken over 4 years ago
nates father in law would be a substitute teacher of the year 1996. because yo me llamo Peggy hill
Cedar the squirrel about 4 years ago
FasciNATEing
Rocky07 almost 4 years ago
How long do Ellen and Kenny date for?
SamuelZhao almost 4 years ago
It think father in law? Because this guy is Kenny’s dad, meaning he would be a father in law with Ellen. Ellen and Nate are siblings
sus woof 9 months ago
foq