Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for November 06, 1994
November 05, 1994
November 07, 1994
Transcript:
Nate Wright presents: The Official 4-star ELLEN WRIGHT Cluelessness Report! "Reporting on instances of Ellen's single-digit I.Q. in action since 1992." Instance #1: Ellen tries to use the TV remote! Ellen: Well no WONDER it wasn't working! I was holding it BACKWARDS! Instance #2: Ellen the cheerleader! Ellen: Let's FIGHT, team! Gimme an F! ...Gimme an I!...Gimme a T! ... Gimme no, wait...hold it... Instance #3: Ellen on the job at "Dilly Burger"! Ellen: That'll be three million dollars! Hmm...that can't be right...or can it? Instance #4: Ellen goes to school on the wrong day! Ellen: La tee tum...BYE y'all! Ellen: Hey, WAIT a minute! Today is SUNDAY! Nate: I may need more paper.
Comisftw over 10 years ago
Wait, she actually did make those mistakes?
technicalzombie100 about 10 years ago
no wait or is it
ultrabot7436 about 8 years ago
I don’t think anyone in their right mine in America would do that XD
DM9001 over 6 years ago
Wow, she really IS stupid.
352626 about 6 years ago
bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
comixxxfan88 about 5 years ago
GAD shes dumb
DM9001 almost 5 years ago
This sound should be used for the coconut sound. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQ4ChxUmj0Q
TheJustinator over 4 years ago
Nate is TOO smart for me
TWKHANGY about 4 years ago
i know its a school day when my dad wakes me up at like 6 in the morning
MJ J about 4 years ago
Ellen was just having a brain fart. Nobodys perfect.
The last of Nate's Cheez Doodles almost 4 years ago
So nate is smarter than her older sister
hockey man over 3 years ago
Who pays 3 million dollar for a burger?
SONGYAN666 over 3 years ago
She is stupid and she is a screw up lol
FuriosoTheDog over 3 years ago
SLAP!
RLinGoComics (REBRANDING) #StopP2025 #StoptheWars 7 months ago
Nate go KA-WANG now.