For Better or For Worse by Lynn Johnston for January 13, 1998

The scientific process in action!

This is what happens when you “wanted to see what would happen.”

I don’t remember ever hearing about any statistics, but you know some people had to have sustained some serious injuries from “pointy” compasses.

Ahem.

That is more properly a pair of compasses. Those using the correct terminology are wise, learned, single, and generally get picked last to play in sports teams.