The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for December 19, 2013

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    Allen Rymer  about 11 years ago

    Just trying to get to the heart of the matter….nothing to do with getting their licks in

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    Shawn Black Premium Member about 11 years ago

    I was taught it was three…

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    JP Steve Premium Member about 11 years ago

    Takes a licking and…

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    jreckard  about 11 years ago

    It was a fowl deed.

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    Hugh B. Hayve  about 11 years ago

    “Get busy lickin’ or get busy dyin’”.

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    J Short  about 11 years ago

    I wonder if the cop pop is talking to the kid pop’s pop pop.

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    J Short  about 11 years ago

    Witness: I heard several loud pops.

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    smitty72  about 11 years ago

    Three indeed!!

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    Francis Lapeyre Premium Member about 11 years ago

    Owl bet it takes three licks.

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    finale  about 11 years ago

    FOR SCIENCE!

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    LingeeWhiz  about 11 years ago

    How many pecks it would take. Great Scott!

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    danlarios  about 11 years ago

    he takes a licken and keeps on licken

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    Me3000  about 11 years ago

    love the baby picture on the wall (or is that a relative?)

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    coffeeturtle  about 11 years ago

    LOVE IT! Questioning Boy (Buddy Foster): Mr. Cow…

    Mr. Cow (Frank Nelson): Yeeeeesss!!?Questioning Boy: How many licks does it tak

    e to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?! Mr. Cow: I don’t know, I always end up biting. Ask Mr. Fox, for he’s much cleverer than I.

    Questioning Boy: Mr. Fox, how many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?!!Mr. Fox (Paul Frees): Why don’t you ask Mr. Turtle, for he’s been around a lot longer than I! Me, heheh, I bite!Questioning Boy: Mr. Turtle, how many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?Mr. Turtle (Ralph James): I’ve never even made it without biting. Ask Mr. Owl, for he is the wisest of us all.Questioning Boy: Mr. Owl, how many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop!?Mr. Owl (Paul Winchell): A good question. Let’s find out. (He takes the Tootsie pop and starts licking) A One… A two-HOO… A tha-three..(crunch sound effect)Mr. Owl: A Three!Questioning Boy: If there’s anything I can’t stand, it’s a smart owl.Narrator (Herschel Bernardi): How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?(crunch sound effect)Narrator: The world may never know.
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    deftonedguy  about 11 years ago

    Owl’s going to have some time in prison to chew over what he’s done. (Sidenote: If the murder victim has a tattoo of a Native American shooting an arrow tipped with a star, do they let him go free?)

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    Reality,really?  about 11 years ago

    He found her address on Ashley Madison.

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