Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for December 21, 2013

You know, I don’t think I have a favorite beverage.Now, what do you think is a “sweet gig?”

Just finished watching “It’s A Wonderful Life”. Must…contain…eye…leakage.

I managed a chocolate shop for 4 years…. got to eat all the chocolate I wanted.

I suppose that was a sweet gig… or at least a fattening one.

“Only” X ?

put in for lawn gnome, man… travel, get a tan

Any job in Miami or San Diego or Hawaii that pays the housing expense.

A sweet gig at this time is pretty much as I live now. 76 and retired with a younger man (70-75) to keep me company;-D

and I appreciate having folks like X and Susan (and StelBel and others) on here to make the comics more fun.

The sweetest gig is “working” for the government.

Playboy or Victoria’s Secret photographer. SI swimsuit photographer also belongs on that list, with free trips to the tropics.

My sweet gig would be in quality control in a highland distillery making sure all single malts were fit to be consumed. Well, SOMEBODY has to do it.

I know I’ve heard that before, but I forget where and when.

Independently wealthy would be a real sweet gig. Especially this time of year. Think of all the people I could help…..all the kids would have toys and a warm safe bed. I guess I always did dream big……