Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for December 28, 2013

R E V E N G E !!!

Maybe he’s looking for Garfield.

The land lord had come over to my place to see my collection of roaches that I had pinned to some masking tape and talk about bringing in pest control. A spider dropped on the table next to me and I smashed it with my hand. The land lord said, “You should not have done that. Pest Control gives a discount if we have spiders on the premises.”

Out of season for tarantulas.

You would expect a spider to get it’s news from the web.

Knowing ’Roz’s place very little surprises me.

yeh, he’s holding a rolled up newspaper, to be sure…..but it’s such a teeny, tiny little newspaper

Give him some peace…he’s got to do his business..

and that’s just what he’s wiping with

a living fly swatter

Send in Garfield.

Uh oh … and from Roz’ face, I’d guess she does NOT have a loaded bazooka under that counter …

Now what?!?

He might just be taking it in there to read.

Harry Potter?

In the movie “Annie Hall” Diane Keaton ask Woody Allen to kill a spider in her bathroom..He comes out a bit later looking very nervous and she asked him if he had killed it..he said “No..you have a spider the size of a Buick in your bathroom.”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYIUFEQeh3g#t=67