For Better or For Worse by Lynn Johnston for June 28, 1998

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TV: We're asking our viewers - is this you? Do you have extra weight on hips, waist and thighs? Can't wear that bathing suit because of unsightly cellulite? NOW! New Flabredux cream reduces those problem areas almost overnight! Simply massage Flabredux into the skin! Feel those bags and bulges start to disappear like magic! Remember! You CAN remove weight the fast and easy way with Flabredux. Elly: Sigh, if only that stuff really worked. John: It does! ...Just rub it on your wallet.