Liz: A penny for your thoughts, Jon. Jon: Are nose hairs directly connected to the brain? Liz: A dollar if you never ask that again. Garfield: Thank you.
Liz loves Jon because he is a good guy and true to self. There are a lot of guys that can learn from that. I used Monty Python quotes to lure my wife to me. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
favm almost 11 years ago
I can understand a (desperate) DMV going for Jon, he is a man. I will never understand why she stays with him.
Shawn Black Premium Member almost 11 years ago
a whole new thought for the phrase “may I pick you brain?”
codycab almost 11 years ago
How much to answer that question?
Cminuscomics&stories Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Jon must be the only available man in a 100 mile radius. Maybe it’s time to try girls…
Plods with ...™ almost 11 years ago
Ever yank one? It’s a valid question.
katina.cooper almost 11 years ago
Wait till Liz remembers that Jon forgot to get her a Valentine’s Day gift. She’ll be pulling those nose hairs out with a pair of pliers.
Darryl Heine almost 11 years ago
“A penny for your thoughts, a nickel for a kiss, a dime if you tell me that you love me…” – Tavares, 1982.
hariseldon59 almost 11 years ago
Brain? What brain?
mgstrick almost 11 years ago
Liz loves Jon because he is a good guy and true to self. There are a lot of guys that can learn from that. I used Monty Python quotes to lure my wife to me. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
Spooky D Cat almost 11 years ago
Nose hairs connected to the brain? Try to pull one out and see what the brain thinks about it.
Number Three almost 11 years ago
Jon’s brain must be set on ‘random questions’
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AmyGrantfan51774 almost 11 years ago
I never thought of the nose hairs being connected to the brain have y’all??!!!!!!!!!!
AmyGrantfan51774 almost 11 years ago
what were you saying and what language is that????!!!!!!!
WentHulk almost 3 years ago
Why would you wonder such a thing? I can understand wondering about things but that is too far.