From My Little Chickadee::Judge: “Are you trying to show contempt for this court?”:Mae West: “No, I’m doing my best to hide it.”
Oldie….
From the judge to the defendent…..
" 20 Days or $60. " ?
From the defendent to the Judge…
" I’ll take the $60. " !
From Duck Soup:
Chico ( on the witness stand ): “And now I ask you question. What is it that weighs 4000 pounds, has a trunk with no key, an-a lives inna circus?”
Prosecutor: “Your Honor, that’s irrelevant!”
Chico:" That’s the answer!"
Judge. Order ! Order in the court!
Witness. Ham on rye no pickle.
(Well someone had to!)
Tut Tut… Name calling is WRONG.
LOL xxx
I think Jeff did that to bring him low enough to punch in the eye!
Lots of good jokes from fans!
Well now we know what Jeff’s ethnicity is.
Sherlock Watson almost 11 years ago
From My Little Chickadee::Judge: “Are you trying to show contempt for this court?”:Mae West: “No, I’m doing my best to hide it.”
Jim Douglas almost 11 years ago
Oldie….
From the judge to the defendent…..
" 20 Days or $60. " ?
From the defendent to the Judge…
" I’ll take the $60. " !
Simon_Jester almost 11 years ago
From Duck Soup:
Chico ( on the witness stand ): “And now I ask you question. What is it that weighs 4000 pounds, has a trunk with no key, an-a lives inna circus?”
Prosecutor: “Your Honor, that’s irrelevant!”
Chico:" That’s the answer!"
Reality,really? almost 11 years ago
Judge. Order ! Order in the court!
Witness. Ham on rye no pickle.
(Well someone had to!)
Number Three almost 11 years ago
Tut Tut… Name calling is WRONG.
LOL xxx
derry1 almost 11 years ago
I think Jeff did that to bring him low enough to punch in the eye!
derry1 almost 11 years ago
Lots of good jokes from fans!
brklnbern almost 11 years ago
Well now we know what Jeff’s ethnicity is.