Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for July 09, 1995

Transcript:

Ellen: Hello, Jeremy? This is Ellen! Hello? The hot new talk show...DAN! with your host: Dan Cupid! Dan: Thanks, folks! Today on DAN: Teenage girls who have broken up with their boyfriends and are now desperately searching for someone new! And here's my first guest: ELLEN! Ellen, you broke up with your boyfriend Kenny a couple weeks ago - is that right? Ellen: Right, Dan! I wanted to date other guys! Dan: And...is that going well, Ellen? Ellen: It...it's...*whimper* SOB! Dan: The audience feels your pain, Ellen! You haven't been asked out on any dates, right? Ellen: R-right! (sniff!) The boys at my school don't even NOTICE me! Dan: Don't wait around for Prince Charming, Ellen! Why don't YOU call THEM? Pick up the phone and call those boys! Ellen: But...which ones? Dan: All of them! However many it takes to get a date! Get a phone book and START DIALING! Ellen: I'll DO IT! I'll start with the A's and call guys alphabetically! Ellen: Hello, may I speak to Floyd Zimmer? Dad: Are you STILL on the phone?