Nancy by Olivia Jaimes for January 09, 2014

Good one, Nancy !!!

Now why is it you never read the headline “Psychic wins lottery!”?

Good gag, but does anyone still do the door-to-door sales thing (for something other than fund-raising)?

There is a meat company that sells door to door. I fell for it once. Then I weighed the meat and compared it to the prices at the grocery store. I was ripped off. Also their pork chops looked like they were cut with a cookie cutter.

Never answer the door to strangers.

I’ve had the religious types come to the door before. They were met by two large, growling dogs and a 12 gauge.

Went to a psychic once…she asked how I waned to pay…I said credit card…when she asked what the number was, I left…told her if she was really a psychic, she’d already know the number…

Now why didn’t that psychic know that Nancy would have said NO

If he really was a psychic, he would have already known that she wasn’t interested.

Faith has nothing to do with being Psychic.

There was a lawsuit once where a psychic was involved in a train wreck and sued the RR because of loss of psychic powers afterwards.The defense asked: If you are a real psychic. why did you get on a train that going to crash?

And that begs the question:are psychics supposed to be omniscient?