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Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for January 05, 2014
January 04, 2014
January 06, 2014
Transcript:
Satchel Pooch: Even if you don't like super-man, you have to admit he's a superhero. Bucky Katt: Let's break it down. Just what is Peter Parker bringing to this table? What do people do that spiders can't? What? Pay taxes? Wear underwear? No. Anything that's half human is whole loser. So why is there no man-spider? Let's see... High visibility pink. soft. bad breath but no venom. Requires climate control to live... man-spider would be the world's easiest-to-kill spider. Fact. There's nothing you can mix with a human that makes said human "super." Satchel Pooch: So...cat-woman? Bucky Katt: Well that's not a super human, that's a nerfed cat.
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Varnes about 11 years ago
Nerfed? Are the ladies gonna like that comment? I don’t think so…Nothing Nerfed breaks the glass ceiling….
Reppr Premium Member about 11 years ago
Is “nerfed” anything like “neutered?”
SwimsWithSharks about 11 years ago
I’d liked one nerfed female superhero please.
kathyabk about 11 years ago
I can’t even stand how funny this is! ROTFL big time.
Vince M about 11 years ago
Well, given the performance of the newspaper strip Spider-Man, Bucky has a point.
tryoung71 about 11 years ago
Well…. the Catwoman movie was nerfed up quite bad…
clayface9 Premium Member about 11 years ago
There actually was a Man-Spider. What If? #8 had the backup story “What if a spider was bitten by a radioactive human?”.
cubswin2016 about 11 years ago
Anybody who can fight Venom and Carnage and live is definitely a superhero in my book.
katzenbooks45 about 11 years ago
Two out of my three cats are already nerfed. Soft, squishy, don’t hurt anything if you throw them…
lecrenb about 11 years ago
40 years on I still fantasize about Julie Newmar… is that nerfed?
captainofgondor about 11 years ago
You throw a cat, someone is gonna get severe scratches. Cats got pointy parts.
route66paul about 11 years ago
Everyone knows that Julie Newmar was the mold that was broken. She will always be Catwoman.
TheBoigDoke about 11 years ago
With me, it’s Julie Newmar as The Devil in a Twilight Zone.With cute little horns.
mari1313 over 10 years ago
I love Cat Woman!
RothX over 9 years ago
So is this is Sunday only comic now? I’ve never seen him do Sunday series before, so that makes me think it is.
rgcviper about 5 years ago
Bucky’s logic (or lack thereof … ) made my head spin here—in a good way. That is one crazy cat.