Monty by Jim Meddick for January 19, 2014
January 18, 2014
January 20, 2014
Transcript:
Winter is upon us! But this year I refuse to be bested by local hooligans in the art of snowball rattle craft! Sir? Yes, Jarvis. And that's where you come in... Here replace your hat with this bully beanie and hold this target... Now stand at 15Can't talk now Moondog... Monty just drank what we hope is an antidote to the Jekyll potion... And collapse behind the counter. Yeah... Uh huh... Oh, wait... Monty... Is... Is it you?... Are you cured?... Is the reign of terror over? Or is it Hyde? No... Please... Not Mr. Hyde... No... It can't be... It... Oh, no... No... No noooo! It's Mister Rogers! Such a lovely day in the neighborhood!. Neil to simulate bully stature, and we shall begin our exercises! Is this adequate, sir? It'll do. Drat! An honorable attempt, sir! A noble effort! Jarvis, move closer! Almost, sir! That had some pepper on it! Blast it man! Can't you lean right?! Splat! Aha! Now we're getting somewhere! Well placed, sir!
tattooedcyberidiot almost 11 years ago
Any closer and he’ll interfere with his follow-through
R2-Wolf almost 11 years ago
With any luck, the next one will hit the target and bounce back into the little creeps face!
Sisyphos almost 11 years ago
Noble self-sacrifice is expected of a Gentleman’s Gentleman, and Jarvis certainly is as good as they come these days. As for Young Master—if he ventures into real-world snowball battlecraft, he’ll get what he has coming!
puddlesplatt almost 11 years ago
creep creep creep!
Mr Nobody almost 11 years ago
Boo! The Sedgewig and Jarvis Chronicles are back!!
breishis613 almost 11 years ago
Huzzah! Master Sedgwick has returned. His aim is not quite to mid-season form, though. :(
JR6019 almost 11 years ago
I’m assuming Jarvis is well paid
Joyce Melton almost 11 years ago
I’ve always thought of these strips as parodies of Richie Rich and his butler Cadbury.
Barker62 almost 11 years ago
Bet the creep’s daddy slips Jarvis something under the table to put in his 401K in addition to the salary, Can’t be anything else! That, and Jarvis is a secret drinker!!!! LOL!
jimbeauga almost 11 years ago
Little Sedgie had the same throwing instructor as Colin Kaepernick…