FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for January 28, 2014

I learned a lot from gym class—mostly that exercise is boring and painful.

I have Merrell shoes and they are remarkably good at untying themselves, sometimes surprisingly quickly over a very very short distance. Somehow they even overcome multiple knots, so I’ve been using 4-5 or however many I can get to try to last a day.

Ties ’em together

I doubt it.