WuMo by Wulff & Morgenthaler for January 26, 2014

Pinto, Plymouth, Paganis, Peugeot? Park Avenue, Pontiac, Prius, Packard, Porsche?

Well what gave that away, your majesty? The loud sounds in the bedroom not caused by the car’s motor?

Check her pulse.

Well of course she isn’t, what kind of princess parks her car under her mattress?

Um. Why’s she sleeping like that?

Well, of course not. That’s a Volkswagon. A real princess would have had a Ferrari.