Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for January 31, 2014

He has littered the landscape with distressed damsels, just in case.

Don’t worry, lady, Rip’s going to pick you(and then you may reveal yourself to be the henchwoman helping out the bad guy, if this hypothesis proves true.)

Where the heck did she come from? And why is she wearing a tiara?

KA-DAMSEL!

Who the heck is this guy, Monty Hall?

ok. looks like the honeymoon still is not ‘completed’.

Ka-Dilemma!

Boy, this couple is going to have one heck of a “How I Married Your Mother” story to tell their kids!

Just transfer the dynamite from blonde beauty to ugly highwayman.

Finish the Ka-Whuppin’… then go disarm the Ka-Bomb… wait, that’s too simple…

Mind you, I remember when Rip left Cobra with a bomb wrapped around her neck…

simple answer drag Billy Jack over to the damsel and have him disarm the bomb.

I’m liking the Highwayman. First, he seems a decent match for Rip. Second, he kind of looks like the guy from No Country for Old Men. And lastly, hats are awesome. Hope we’ll see more of him

What we have here is a dynamic dynamite blonde!

It’s obvious, you drag the villan to the bomb and tell him to disconnect it or all 3 of you go up!