The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for January 28, 2014

She seems … I don’t know … what’s the word? far away? aloof? distant?

When Buddha said that change comes from within, he never knew about batteries for the remote.

They’re out of control.

How many remotes does it take to change a TV?

Hes been to conectrd with the cable box lately

Then who turned him on this morning – his audio’s working.

Al Rob YaBline…and he suggests battery.

Time for a new counselor.

Careful…he’ll rob ya blind!

Replacing batteries on a regular basis would help a lot of relationships.

He’s good! They each got out one sentence and he figured out their problem. I wonder how much they had to pay for that?

If that doesn’t work, do their vows only go as far as the warranty?

Maybe they are both complaining that there is little electricity left in their relationship…maybe not even a spark!!!

In today’s big screen world, his tiny display and lack of resolution do nothing for her. And his age is showing. Even when he’s off, you can still see video game field that’s burned into him. It’s really been going down hill since the first time they got intimate and she found he didn’t even even have an HDMI port. And she would have like to at least upgraded him to some firmware that would have satisfied her, but he had no USB port.

He screens everything she does, and she is too remote to care.

Maybe they could call Tech Support and go through a “Pairing” counseling…

When takin’ a lickin’ doesn’t keep it tickin’

lol…Make sure you have the right batteries.

I think the bigger problem is that she keeps disappearing.

@Short, I agree. Even now, we use lots of them ;-D

i was having trouble with my remote turning on/off & changing channels. finally turned it in to bright house & got a new one. problem solved!