Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for January 17, 2014

I knew this would happen. best quit before the chapter on rest stops.

At least she isn’t eating Alpha-Bits. She’d count how many of each letter and never finish her breakfast.

It would be worst, it could have been Choco Crispis.

Don’t count ’em. Carpe corn flakes!

a lesson learned is never a wasted experience, or so I’m told, I never learn my lessons.

Agreed Phoebe.

if you keep going into this much detail…people will get bored!!

This girl’s exciting. Haha

Diaries are only interesting if you write them while drunk.

Has Phoebe read “Tristram Shandy”?

…and then I picked up the spoon and scooped up 6 pieces of corn flakes, put it in my mouth and chewed 10 times…and then I picked up the spoon and scooped up 5 pieces of corn flakes and…

Haha, love this.

Maybe Phoebe should switch to waffles. But then she would count all those little squares.

She’s bringing new meaning to the term ‘micro-blogging’.

Another Saturday without Marigold, sooo sad :(

are the goblins running amuck again?

…(…sigh…)…

C’mon GoComics, get your act together and get this strip updated on time for a change.

No Sunday yet, either.

Phoebe, you’re writing a journal, not a script for The Truman Show! :P