Citizen Dog by Mark O'Hare for October 27, 2018

Too true to be funny.

Good morning, Mudd.

I have a client that has strength issues.

OHSU and a Neurosurgeon are trying to figure out why.

He falls. He falls a lot.

He needs help when he falls, he can’t get up.

Like i said, he falls a lot.

The local Fire Chief came to his house and told him the they will no longer respond to calls to his home.

I’m pissed. My boss is pissed.

She called all four major TV News outlets on the Portland/Vancouver metro area.

I don’t care if he falls a dozen tomes a day, for the Fire Department to refuse to come to his home is criminal.

Just wait until a natural disaster takes out his castle. The tide will be coming in soon!

This reminds me of the old Donald Duck Cartoon where he has a ‘ice’ battle ship. Huey, Dewey, and Louie have this big ice fort. They get into a big battle which of course Donald loses.

Good evening Fellow Baby Cleo SUGIE and so few gathered here! Hey there tcar buddy!