La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for March 02, 2014
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BeniHanna6 Premium Member almost 11 years ago
No use arguing with Lalo, he conveniently ignores the facts. Bieber is here legally, undocumented i.e. Illegals are not. But he just thinks “His” friends should get head of the line privileges just because they can sneak across the borders. Wait in line like everyone else.
Melekalikimaka almost 11 years ago
So, he is somehow a golden child because he is documented and all undocumented are evil?My only argument is that if the economic travesty that is Mexico would be addressed (due to multiple, fixable issues, and cartels ruining tourism) then maybe there wouldn’t be an exodus.
My ancestors left Prussia in the late 1800’s and ended up in Nebraska. They bought passage on a boat and the only requirement for entry into the us was having your name on the passenger list and being among the allowable number to stay, from a ship. Not bribing officials to get a Visa and only affording a Visa if you are from the upper middle class.
bigal666 almost 11 years ago
You’re not an undocumented immigrant, you’re an illegal alien. you’re not being harrassed, you’re being investigated for commiting a crime. Get it straight.
kaffekup almost 11 years ago
I think he’s emphasizing that a documented Latino can be deported for breaking the law, but that Bieber would never be. And I’m sure he’s not a citizen. The last I heard he was here on an entertainment visa, not even a green card.
with-all-deliberate-speed almost 11 years ago
Nearly half of undocumented persons arrived in the US on a Visa—they broke the law by overstaying the return date. Bieber also broke laws—drinking, driving, etc. which criminal act is worse?
LOWRIDER84 almost 11 years ago
They are not “undocumented immigrants”, they are “undocumented democrats”.